STUDY SMS

Hanging from the ceiling,
Eating poison,
Cutting down the wrist,
Jumping from the building ,
Getting run over by a truck..

they are the many option to end our lifes
But we opted for BBA

GIRL SMS

Girl--"i wanna to end Our Relationship.
I am going to return everything u gave to me."
Boy--"ok first start with the kisses i gave u."

Classroom

Classroom are just like a train....!!!
1st bench are the Executive coachs(only Vip be there)
Middle 2 benches r general compartaments
And last 2 benches are sleepers coaches.

SADI SMS

Sadi khushi nal dil nu adaab karna,
Gum to dil nu azaad karna,
Sadi bas chooti jahi gujarish hai,
sanu din vich ik baar zarroor yaad karna.

Sona Sms

Sachi hai Dosti Aazama ke dekho Zara,
Karke yakin mujhe par mere paas aake dekh lo zara,
Badalta nahi kabhi Sona apna rang Kyunki,
Chahe Jitni bar aag me jalaa ke dekhlo

CHIRAGOON SMS

Chiragoon se agar andhera dur hote,
Toh chand ki chahat kasii hoti.
Kat sakti agar akele mein zindagi,
To dosti naam ki cheez hi na hoti.

DOST SMS

Mere dost mujhse gila karte hai ,
ke hum unse kam mila karte hai,
Par woh nadan hai itna bhi nahi zante,
Kee sitare door se hi roshni diya karte hai.

Santa Sms

Santa After bathing at banta's new house:
Yaar tune ghar to badiya banaya,
Par bathroom me bathtub itna chota kyun?
Banta : Oye tu fir flush mein naha aya..?

RAHA SMS

Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagii se pyaar,
Rah me chhod kar mat jana mere yaar,
Bin tere hum jina payege,
Tum na hoge to hum





ULLU kisse banayengee...

DIL SMS

Dil se roye magar honto se Muskura baithe,
Uhi hum kisi se Vafa nibha baithe,
Vo hume 1 lamha na de paye apne pyar ka,
Or hum unke liye apni Zindagi gava baithe.

KAROGE SMS

Din mein karoge to SUST rahoge,
Raat mein karoge to CHUST rahoge,
Roz karoge to DURUST rahoge,
Karte raheoge to TANDURST rahoge.







KYA.....









SMS YAAR

ANSWER THIS

Answer this and prove u are intelligent

Black is a color and white is a color
But why black and white is not a color t.v...?

MOTHER'S DAY

"I believe in love at first site,
Because i love my Mother since i have opened my eyes.

Happy MOTHER DAY"

HASH SMS

Hash hask ke katti ve jindigi yara de naal,
Te dil la ke rakhna ve bhara naal,
ki hoya je assi puja paatha nahi karde,
par saddi te yarri vi hai rab varge yarra de naal.

SMS GAME

RAPID FIRE

Jo phele dil mein aye fill kar dena....

Luv--
Life--
Hot--
Desire--
Unforgettable --
Pain--
1 crush--
Dearest--
Me--

Any serious bahana --

AGAR SMS

Agar tu udas hoga to udas hongi mn b..

Behte pani me jaise ik pyar hongi mn b..

Aga mujko yaad krke jo bahenge tere aansu..

Unhe aakar roklenge behkar ye mere aansu..

PUNJABI SMS

Je computer punjabi vich hove ,
Ta option ki hon ge:

SEND= SUTTO
FIND=LABBO
DOWNLOAD=THALLE LAO
DELETE=SYAPPA HI MUKAO.........

FRIEND SMS

Beauty is to see not to touch..
Friendship is to make not to break
What comes and goes is called a trend..
The ones which stick and stays forever is called a friend.........

DIFFERENCE SMS

Difference B\W love and friendship

"U give yr hole heart to yr love & they "BREAK IT"

BUT

"U give yr broken heart to a friend & they "MAKE IT"

LIGHT SMS

Take it light ji,
Miss me might ji,
Never do fight ji,
Have fun slight ji,
Eat gud diet ji,
Be always happy,
RIGHT JI

FIX SMS

Hamari aapki dosti bilkul fix hai,
Love emotions sadness sab kuch mix hai,
Hum to aapko na bhulenge kabhi,
Aap bhul na jaye hame bas thoda yahi RISK hai.

DILSE SMS

DIL se DIL juda nahi hote,
yuhi kisi pe FIDA nahi hote,
PYAAR se bada to DOSTI ka rishta hai,
kyunki DOST kabhi BEWAFA nahi hote.

DONT SMS

Dont keep in ur heart
But always keep me in ur brain.


because.................

rehne ki zagha jitni khali-2 ho
aur khuli ho rehna me utna hi mazza atta hai


hai na..............................